Tis the season........for conspiracy theories

So last night we were enjoying "octopasta", Kirstin's famous pasta with octopus in vodka sauce.....yum. As we are getting into our second glass of a discount Bordeaux a small boat with a big spotlight emerges from the gloom. He buzzes around the mooring field searching the wooded cliff behind us with his spotlight. Then the fun begins........he decides it is L'ORIENT he is looking for. The boat edges closer, this time with the spotlight on us. His boat appears to be a French Customs Patrol.

Tom- "Can we help you ?"

French dude- "What is the name of your boat ?"

Tom- using my annoying fake french accent - "L'ORIENT"

French dude- "What is the name of your other boat ?"

Confusion now reigns........what other boat ? Is this guy really Customs ? At this point we decide he might not be who he says he is.

Tom- "Can you show me some identification ?"

At this point, the customs boat does a 180 and quickly leaves the area......spooky !!!!! Not sure what to make of it...