Merry Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the boat
while relatives froze
there was nary a coat

Our beach towels were hung
from the mizzen so high
another day's swim
has passed us right by

But don't worry cold kinfolk
there's no need to fear
while it's 3:00pm your time
it's cocktail hour here

Come conch fritters, shrimp and rum spiced cake
with restaurants like this Kirstin never will bake

So we bid you farewell and turn off our Skype
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night